it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
