Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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