Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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