She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
