hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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