yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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