singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
What a dumb baby whore.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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