I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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