Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize