Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Randomize
