we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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