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someone get that fucking seahorse.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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