Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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