Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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