yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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