your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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