Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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