we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
porn star boner night. come get it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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