hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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