I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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