Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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