***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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