i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You don't make any sense
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