Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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