I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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