I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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