You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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