You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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