if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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