Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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