Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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