I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
