i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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