"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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