i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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