I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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