After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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