Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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