Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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