She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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