yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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