This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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