this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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