did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
