we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
