We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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