1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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