omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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