Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Operation Purity has been aborted
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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