Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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