My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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