Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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