Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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