I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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