Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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