I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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