Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Drunk is a universal language darling
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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